Anthea Turner Deprecation Society
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- Anthea's favourite food is beans.
- Anthea owns a teddy bear called Brian.
- Anthea owns six goldfish.
- Anthea wears contact lenses.
- Anthea goes to bed at 9.30 every night.
- Anthea is not the bubbly, sweet-natured 'girl next door' she makes herself out to be. In reality she is a notorious curmudgeon.
- Anthea's favourite singer is Rod Stewart. Says it all, really.
- Anthea's favourite drink is Guinness. Good choice.
- Anthea has an even more annoying sister.
- Anthea prefers tights to stockings.
- Anthea spends a good deal of her time denying that she once appeared in a truly piss-poor fitness video called the 'Y-plan'. But we know better.
- Anthea looked jolly shifty the other day on GMTV when she had to introduce a report about whether the National Lottery was ruining people's lives. As well she might.