The recent success of the BBC's "Muslim Driving School" has led to a fever of desperately eclectic show pitches along the lines of Alan Partridge's "Monkey Tennis... Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank... Arm Wrestling with Chas & Dave!"
Here we present some ideas that, tragically, didn't make it to our screens.
- WWI Wrestling - the ladies of Women's Institutes throughout the country take on the likes of Hulk Hogan, Big Daddy (thanks to the power of animatronics) and the surprisingly real wrestler Gorilla Monsoon.
- Muslim Driving School... oh wait that is actually a real one.