Crap Jokes
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Study on the Penis.
Several years ago, the United States funded a study to determine why the head 
of a mans' penis is larger than the shaft.  The study took 2 years and cost 
over $180,000.00.  The results of the study concluded that the reason the head 
of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more 
pleasure during sex.  After the results were published, Germany decided to 
conduct their own study on the same subject.  They were convinced that the 
results of the US study were incorrect.  After three years of research and a 
cost in excess of $250,000.00 they concluded that the reason the head of a 
man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the woman with more 
pleasure during sex.  When the results of the German study were released, 
Australia decided to conduct their own study.  The Aussies didn't really trust 
the US or German studies.  So after nearly three weeks of intensive research 
and a cost of around $75.00, the Australian study concluded that the reason 
the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from 
flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
     

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Scotsman, Frenchman and an Italian talking about their sexual performance the 
night before.
"Last night," said the Frenchman, "I made love to my girlfriend four times and 
this morning she made me crepes and told me she adored me." 
"Ah!" said the Italian, "Last night I made love to my girlfriend six times and 
this morning she told me she could never love another man like she loves me."
The two of them turn smugly to the Scotsman and ask, "How many times did you 
make love to your girlfriend last night?"
"Once," the Scotsman replies.
"Only once?" the other two snort, "and what did she say to you this morning?"
"DON'T STOP!!!!"
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A farmer out shooting one day comes across a stunning young blonde, lying naked 
in a field.  
"Are you game?" asked the farmer.  
"Oh! Yes!" replied the blonde.
So he shot her.

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