Inevitable Dando-related Witticisms

Why can't Jill Dando handle her drink?
One shot goes straight to her head.

What do Jill Dando and George Best have in common?
Their careers ended at Fulham.

What's the difference between a dodo and a Dando?
One's a bird that spent a load of time hanging around on islands and
is now extinct, and the other.....oh - they're both the same.

What's the difference between a dildo and a dando?
You put one in a box and the other.....ahhh they're the same

Why is a Jehovah's Witness like the bloke who killed Dando? They both 
stand on your doorstep and do your head in.

What was Jill Dandos last TV programme?
Shooting Stars

Did you hear a terrorist group has claimed responsibility for Jill
Dando's murder? It was Combat 18 - 30.

Q. What's the difference between Danny Baker and Jill Dando?
A. Danny Baker survived the doorstep challenge.

Q. Why is Crimewatch UK not being scrapped?
A. Because Nick Ross is terrified of getting the bullet.

Jill Dando had a new antique show for the BBC - the shooting
started this week.

Q. What goes in and out when the doorbell rings?
A. Nick Ross's asshole.

Q. Why are Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer upset?
A. Because they heard that Jill Dando had been selected for Shooting
Stars.

Q. Why did Nick Ross resign from BBC Crimewatch UK ?
A. Because he needs the job like he needs a hole in the head. 

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