How some people in IT have tried to wheedle their way into companies.
According to reliable sources, they are all true - honest.

1 One interviewee wore a Walkman, saying she could listen to both the
interviewer and the music.

2 A balding candidate abruptly excused himself and returned to the office
a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece.

3 The candidate asked to see the interviewer's CV to see if they were
qualified to judge them.

4 The candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a
hamburger and fries in the interviewer's office, wiping the ketchup on
her sleeve.

5 One interviewee stated that, if he was hired, he would demonstrate
his loyalty to the company by having the corporate logo tattooed on his
forearm.

6 Another interrupted the interview to phone his therapist for advice
on answering specific questions.

7 When asked about hobbies, a candidate stood up and started tap dancing
around the office.

8 At the end of the interview, another candidate went through the
interviewer's bag, took out a brush, brushed his hair and left.

9 One pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a picture of the
interviewer, saying he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him.

10 Another said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much.

11 While the interviewer was on a phone call, the applicant took out
a copy of Penthouse and looked through the photos, lingering on the
centrefold.

12 During the interview, an alarm clock went off from a candidate's
brief case.  He took it out, shut it off, apologised and said he had to
leave for another interview.

13 An applicant's attache case opened when he picked it up and the
contents spilled out, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup
and perfume.  

14 Another asked who the babe was, pointing to the photograph on the desk.
When told it was the interviewer's wife, he asked if she was home and
for her phone number.

15 Pointing to a black case he carried into the office, a candidate said
if he was not hired, a bomb would go off. Disbelieving, the interviewer
began to state why he would never be taken on and that he was going to
call the police. The applicant then reached down to the case, flipped
a switch and ran. No one was injured, but the shocked personnel manager
did need a new desk

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