Ten Answers Men Would Like to Give to Woman's Stupid Questions.....But 
Never Will

1. No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex
2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that f**king ice-cream and 
   chocolate you eat that makes you look fat
3. You've got no chance of me calling you.
4. No, I won't be gentle
5. Of course you have to swallow
6. Well yes actually, I do do this all the time
7. I hate your f**king friends
8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you 
   after tonight.
9. I'd rather watch a porno
10. Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to f**k it.

Eleven Things You Never Hear a Woman Say

1. Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?
2. You take me out too much, can't we just stay in?
3. A fake one will do
4. You look stressed out, let me give you a blowjob
5. Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it
6. That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body
7. My mother is a real old bitch
8. No, No, you buy me too much already
9. Give it to me hard up the ass, big boy; you know I love it
10. What headache?
11. Put your money away love, let me buy the round

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