Top 10 Signs that the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95
 by mike popovic
 
 #10: The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to
 continue".
 
 #9: There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data.
 
 #8: The computer refuses to interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee
 maker.
 
 #7: Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA
 900#
 
 #6: Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellites'
 computers to keep their system running.
 
 #5: The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper
 driver cannot be found".
 
 #4: The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life
 support,
 the solar panels and thrusters at the same time.
 
 #3: The astronauts spend three days looking for Cyrillic version of
 the
 CTRL-ALT-DEL keys.
 
 #2: Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror.
 
 And the number one sign that the new Mir computer is running Windows
 95....
 
 #1: You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg.

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