PROJECT MANAGERS
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If you get in my way, I'll kill you!    
- ideal project manager   

If you get in my way, you'll kill me!    
- somewhat less than ideal project manager   

If I get in my way, I'll kill you!    
- somewhat misguided project manager   

If I get in your way, I'll kill you!    
- tough project manager (eats glass, cats, etc.)   

If get kill in will way I you.    
- dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager   

I am the way! Kill me if you can!    
- messianic project manager   

Get away, I'll kill us all!    
- suicidal project manager   

If you kill me, I'll get in your way.    
- thoughtful but ineffective project manager   

If I kill you I'll get in your way.    
- project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious   

If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares?    
- weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager   

If I kill me, you'll get your way.    
- pragmatic project manager   

Kill me, it's the only way.    
- every project manager to date.   

If we get in each others' way, who will get killed?    
- An utterly confused manager. 

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