ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL?
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This quiz consists of four questions that tell whether or not you are
qualified to be a professional. The answers are below and there is no
reason to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to
think like a professional.

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is:  Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in and
close the door.  This question tests where or not you are doing simple
things in a complicated manner.

2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut
the refrigerator.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door.  This question tests your foresight.

3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
This question tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.

OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one
may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.

4) There is a river known to be filled with crocodiles. How do you
cross it?

Correct answer: Simply swim across. There cannot be any crocodiles in
the river as they are all attending the animal conference.  The question
tests your reasoning ability.

So....if you answered four out of four correctly, you are a true
professional. Wealth and success await you.

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