WINDOWS 98 - TEXAS EDITION
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It has come to someones attention that a few copies of the Texas Edition
of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside of Texas.  If you
have one of the Texas Editions you may need some help understanding
the commands.  The Texas Edition may be recognized by looking at the
opening screen.  It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the
Alamo superimposed on the Texas flag.  It is shipped with a Davy Crockett
Hat screen saver.

Other features:
      The Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse.
      My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption.
      Dialup Networking is called Good Ol Boys.
      Control Panel is known as the Dashboard.
      Hard Drive is referred to as Wheel Drive;
      Floppies are Them Little Ole Plastic Disc Thangs.
      Instead of an Error Message you get a Winder covered with a garbage
      bag and duct tape.

Terminology:
        OK      = ats aww-right
        Cancel  = hail no
        Reset   = aw shoot
        Yes     = shore
        No      = Naaaa
        Find    = hunt-fer it
        Go to   = over yonder
        Back    = back yonder
        Help    = hep me out here
        Stop    = ternit off
        Start   = crank it up
        Settings        = sittins
        Programs        = stuff that does stuff
        Documents       = stuff I done

Hope this information will be of use to you.

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