The type of Y2k problem they'll fix real quick!

Subject: Automated Payroll Processing

1/1/00

Dear Valued Employee:

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over
the Past 100 years.  As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted
3 weeks of paid leave per year, or pay in lieu of time off.

One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. 

Please either take 9,400 days off work, or notify our office, and
your next pay cheque will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will
include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely,

Automated Payroll Processing

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