Tosh Submission Area
This is the bit where I pretend to pay attention to what you, the reader, think. Whereas in reality I'll simply be copying your original ideas and taking the credit for them myself.
What you need to do is type your funny idea or whatever into the box below. Then send it off to me. I will look at it briefly, make a sort of cringing face and bin it. Then I'll just carry on and write Moose Mansions myself, like I always do.